This is a something I wrote a while back on twitter, and posted to my old blog. It is all absolutely true. I remembered it because my cat interfered when I was recording a vlog and persuaded me to make the video all about her. She’s a bogger, as we say where I come from. I’ve thought about writing this up as a proper short story but suspect that the ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ rule might kick in, and it might not work. I enjoyed re-reading it and remembering that night.