In other news. The Troll.

The latest book in my TROLL series is out now, on Amazon. To celebrate, the first book is currently free on Amazon UK, and the second is reduced to 99p. Fill yer boots, ducks.

If you’re USA based, watch this space.

Pigs, trolls and other stories

Okay, so I was hoping to bring out my third book in THE TROLL series of novellas on a slow news day. Just goes to show you can’t plan these things… In a way, though, it’s apt, with the whole of twitter trolling our very own Prime Minister. It’s certainly bringing out some inventive puns. But, honestly, I do wonder if we’re missing the point, slightly.

I mean, I don’t care about the drugs allegations, particularly. ‘Young man parties hard at University’ is hardly news. And, if it is true, then Cameron has at least avoided lying to us about it.  He even campaigned for an end to the futile War on Drugs earlier in his political career. As for the allegations involving the pig… /pauses /giggles /takes a big deep breath

It’s funny but, on a serious note, the story behind this does have some more disturbing aspects. No, honestly. I really think so. /stifles giggle

The two things that strike me as actually important (rather than just funny) are Ashcroft’s motivation for telling the story, and his claims that Cameron knew about his non dom tax status back in 2009. The latter, if true, is simply outrageous and would mean that we were mislead by the response to this in the run up to the 2010 election.

The former tells us a lot about how power and privilege work in certain parts of Broken Britain. According to the Guardian, Ashcroft writes about being offered a junior whip position: “After putting my neck on the line for nearly 10 years – both as party treasurer under William Hague and as deputy chairman – and after ploughing some £8m into the party, I regarded this as a declinable offer. It would have been better had Cameron offered me nothing at all.”

I’m left wondering what, exactly, Mr Ashcroft feels his £8m should have bought him, and if he believes that he should have been able to guarantee high office and influence by handing over all that cash.

Protecting us from the threats of poetry

Today I read the prime minister’s ‘vision for a smarter state’ and, as I glanced across the page, I misread a line about how he intended to protect us from ‘terrorism, poetry and climate change’. It actually said poverty, which is a laugh. I’m pretty sure the way I read it was more accurate.

You see, the thing is, they’ve cancelled Creative Writing A level. The reasons? Apparently, there’s too much overlap with English Literature and the qualification is too focused on skills rather than knowledge.

Excuse me?

I don’t even know where to start.

Actually, you know what, I do. Let’s start with a couple of quotes..

“We have got to make sure that we have got… an education and skills system that provides people with the skills they need to take the jobs that are being created.” David Cameron, April 2014.

“Ensuring young people leave school with the skills they need to get a good job, an apprenticeship or a place at university is a crucial part of our long-term economic plan.” Department for Education Spokeswoman, April 2014

“We inherited a system where far too many children left school without the qualifications and skills to get on.” David Cameron, February 2015.

I could go on but it’d get pretty boring. If you don’t believe me have a look at this google search, or  a speech like this one, where the word skills occurs eight times. David Cameron generally seems pretty keen on skills. Helping young people gain more skills was his reason for further investment in apprenticeships, and also part of the rationale behind the National Citizen Service initiative he’s so very keen on. As he has mentioned before, getting a bunch of exam certificates doesn’t necessarily guarantee that students leave schools with the skills they need to work in industry. Y’know, small things like literacy, creativity, initiative and ability to analyse, or work on self-guided extended projects. The kinds of things a student might learn doing an A level in Creative Writing.

So, is it really true that most A levels are packed full of content and less focused on skills? It depends which A levels we’re talking about, I suppose. History, politics, economics, even the sciences, of course, have lots of facts. I think most teachers of those subjects would be rather offended, though, if you suggested they were not teaching skills as well. In fact, I’d go as far to say that the skills part of their curriculum was really what counted at A level. That it was far more important than the facts. And what about the subjects that present easy parallels to writing, such as Art and Music? So far, so obvious. But I want to make what is perhaps a more surprising comparison for a lot of people. What about maths? That’s all about skills. Are the DfE about to cancel that?

It’s funny because, although I teach Creative Writing now, I studied maths at University and taught the subject for many years. People often comment on how strange they find this but I often point out it’s not that different. That both are about developing and practising skills, rather than filling your brain full of facts. That the talents I have that make me a good novelist (depth of thought, thinking in abstractions, imagination, visualisation, making unusual connections, problem solving) are exactly the things that made me precociously good at maths when I was at school.

In my experience, A level maths was all about skills and practice. I remember my maths teacher walking up to me just before my final exam and asking if I’d revised. I told him that I hadn’t. I had known how to do everything and finished all the past papers months ago. Why would I need to revise? I could *do* the exam because I had learnt the skills. I got an A. I’m not telling you this story to show off, but so that you understand I am not making this up!

I don’t often agree with David Cameron but when he says that what our young people need are skills to equip them for life, I can’t help but nod along. So, after all that talk about skills, cancelling an A level because it teaches such things seems utterly bizarre.  The other justification, about overlap with English Literature, is also very strange. I’m not sure it’s even true. I mean, sure, they both involve reading. They both involve words. But I’ve done English Literature A level and a Creative Writing degree and I can’t say that the former prepared me for the latter particularly well. And, anyway, A levels overlap. Get over it. Look at Maths and Physics. Or Chemistry and Biology. Or Politics and History. etc etc.

This decision doesn’t exactly come as a shock to me. I do honestly wonder sometimes if this government is trying to protect us all from poetry. From art in general, and radical thinking. From things that challenge the established order. But the justification for this decision is the most ridiculous I’ve come across since a certain Russell Group University cancelled a course and said it was because the tutor left. As a graduate of a Creative Writing masters, a practitioner and teacher of the subject, I’m appalled and disappointed. As a graduate of a Mathematics degree and an ex-teacher of this other, skills focused subject, I am left utterly confused.

Words and how to use them, number 1: Internet Troll

In a bizarre moment of synchronicity, I was reminded today of one of the factors that influenced me when I was writing my latest book series THE TROLL.

It was all to do with a recent post someone made on facebook, in which they referred to not feeding trolls. And it was interesting, because I knew exactly which internet experience this individual was referring to, so that I also knew it was a total misuse of the word troll. I noticed this happening so frequently on the internet back in 2012 that it felt like a theme. Internet troll no longer meant someone on the internet, trawling for a reaction. It wasn’t used to refer to a psychopath or narcissist having fun at the expense of others. A new meaning was emerging. Troll: someone on a different side of an argument from you.

I’m interested in the meaning and use of words, so this is something I explore in the series of novellas. Of course, I couldn’t resist bringing in some fairy tale references. I made one of my characters an academic who studies these things, which gave me a lot of room to explore that too. I’m also interested in the ways people interact online and how that leaks into real life. The way teenagers will use words like lols and hashtag in everyday conversation. The way these things influence the way we think and our internal monologue. I explore this with my other point of view character, who is a radio presenter. Working with these two different voices was a lot of fun.

I usually find when I’m writing that a number of different influences will come together all at once, culminating in something with a coherence, when you’re lucky, anyway. I remember very clearly how that happened with my first novel and it happened here too. I’d been experimenting with a stream of consciousness narrative where I introduced a change of point of view with something like a twitter ID, @louisa or @kelly, and changed the focus of what they were talking about with hashtags; #prometheus or #5fingerbargain. I realised that I had to write about the internet, really, to use that structure.

The thing about the troll that haunts the friends in my story is that it’s not really a troll at all. It’s someone they know, set on revenge. You’ll have to read the books to find out who 🙂

THE TROLL, book 1. The boy with the sliver of ice in his heart

THE TROLL, book 2. The girl who was eaten by stories

THE TROLL, book 3. The man with a tale to tell – coming soon!

David Kershaw

A lovely tribute from one of my University of Nottingham students.

More than the sky

To my youngest sister and my newest sister

A soppy little note on the occasion of your marriage ❤

A wedding day flies by so quickly. And that’s fine. Because with luck, love and determination, a marriage lasts for life.

May all of your problems look tiny compared to your love for each other. And may nothing feel insurmountable except the idea of not being together.

I wish you all love, light and happiness. I love you more than the sky and I always will.

From Nic xxxxxxxxx

Neil Gaiman on writing, publishing and ideas

The latest video on my YouTube channel is of Neil Gaiman answering questions from various interviews. I’ve pulled together the ones I liked the best. He’s wise and very funny, as one might expect. I hope you enjoy.

https://youtu.be/xPN7vDu9Rsk

The Troll book 1: The boy with the sliver of ice in his heart

My new book, the first in THE TROLL series, is out in just four days time, and available for pre-order now here  http://mybook.to/TheTroll_Sliverofice

You can find out more about the book and hear some extracts in this video. I hope you enjoy it 🙂

Independence Day

Back in May, I wrote a little here about my first foray into Independent Publishing, or what would have been called self-publishing until recent years. I’ve set up my own imprint, which I’ve called  Blue Morpho Press (in honour of the wonderful butterfly MORPH who is a featurTroll-Finale of The Killing Jar, my first novel) but I am the only employee/director/general dogsbody of this new, exciting and vibrant publishing house.

Over the course of the last year, I’ve been more and more convinced by indie/self publishing as a viable route for my writing. I’ve attended workshops, spoken to writers working in all sorts of ways, heard convincing arguments on both sides of this ‘fence’. The more I hear, the more convinced I am that for the books I want to write, at least some kind of hybrid model is likely to work best for me.

This July, my first longer indie publishing project is set to begin. I’m publishing three novellas via Kindle, a series of thrillers set in Nottingham, and on the internet. THE TROLL is a trilogy of psychological suspense with an intelligent edge, referencing fairy tales, film, literature and storytelling. It’s probably the best thing I’ve ever written, and it brings together the two sides of my writing interests. I’m very excited to be about to let it out and into the world.

The first book comes out on 17th July, and the others will follow on the 17th August, and then 17th September.

Watch this space, lovely people.

Advice from Stephen King

Over the last few months, I’ve been building a channel on YouTube and adding videos. I am quite a visual person, I think, and find this an engaging way to share thoughts and be social online. It’s still early days; I have just over 40 subscribers. I’ve been slowed down by a heavy marking schedule in recent weeks but intend to get going on this again soon.

I thought I’d share the video that’s been by far the most popular so far. It’s a montage of advice from Stephen King. There’s a surprising amount of video footage of King talking about his process and thoughts on writing that is under a Creative Commons BY license, which is how I could create this and share it myself on my channel. Watching King talk about writing is always very inspiring for me so this was a pleasure to research and put together. I hope you enjoy it and find it useful.

https://youtu.be/lwhOd65gGoY